The thrilling conclusion. This was fun to write; had to get the absurdity out.
I’m a cat person. Need I say more?
I suppose you could call the following piece a revenge on behalf of those cats who are considered morbidly obese. Just like in humans, obesity can lead to a variety of health problems in cats: diabetes, arthritis, and a shortened lifespan. I can only imagine what carrying that weight feels like, but it must hurt.
So what would cats do if they got fed up with their fat?
Maybe something like this.